RANDOM QUESTIONS OF THE DAY
- 1. If ATMs will not serve walk-ups, why do they have Braille instructions?
- 2. Do prostitutes discriminate based on looks?
- 3. Why does your nose run while outdoors in cold weather?
- 4. How did Helen Keller understand the concept of the tactile alphabet if she’d never learned the concept of language?
5. Who decided that Thanksgiving should be on a Thursday?
6. What words can you make from the word stop?
7. Nutritionally speaking, why do we eat corn if our bodies don’t digest it?
8. Why do you think the phone is ringing when you’re blow-drying your hair?
10. What is the logic behind deliberately-misspelled commercial product names (Arrid, Kool-Ade, No-Doz)?
11. Why is USNA the only service academy whose athletic teams don’t have a name?
12. Why do disposable public toilet seat covers have that annoying middle tab that always tears the whole thing?
13. Why do the British pronounce er as ar? (Ex. Berkshire is pronounced Barkshire)
13. Prince Charles is also Duke of Cornwall & Earl of Chester. I ask you: how many peerages does one royal need???
14. Why does time seem to go faster as we grow older?
15. We can send a man to the moon; why can’t we package CD jewel cases that are actually easy to open?
16. Why do most of us who like butter as a condiment balk at eating it by itself?
17. Other than Bess Myerson, are there any other Jewish beauty queens?
18. Why do men feel that spitting in public is socially acceptable?
19. Why don’t humans eat acorns?
20. What the hell’s a hoya?
21. Why are prostitutes’ customers called "johns?"
22. Why do the British pronounce "er" like "ar,"as in Berkshire (pronounced Barkshire)
23. In ancient Egyptian art, why are the faces in profile but the eyes full forward?
